So I'm driving in the city and what do I see? A big ass mohawk coming towards me!!! I'm like "WTF?!?!?!?!" Then it comes near me and I see it's a new advertisement thing on top of a cab! I really thought it was a publicity stunt where they attached a giant mohawk on top of a car to promote a movie involving Mr. T. Of course adding to the confusion was the color of the advert thing, it was dark brown/black just like Mr. T's mohawk!

Is it me or do the people at Flushing Mall lose their senses after they order their food? Okay, I was on line when this guy comes up and tries to cut me off at the Taiwanese counter. I told him there was a line and he looks and leaves. What the hell was he thinking? That I would let him cut??? Hell no!!! Get in line assbag! Now the place with the siu long baos... after I ordered, went to get the drinks, come back and wait. This couple who I assume just ordered their food not a minute ago starts asking if their order is ready. Now my order comes up, I ask them to move, now they look at me as if I had two heads!!! Like they didn't comprehend. So I speak LOUDLY into their ears, "I would like to get my order, MOVE!!!!!" That they heard!  Now we sit down for a nice lunch, we meaning citywife and citykid. I see another couple, I assume from the Mainland, just take a seat from this lady's table without asking and she leaves for like 20 minutes for who knows what... While the lady at the other table had to get another chair from somewhere else. I would have been like,"Hey! Don't you Mainlanders have any manners??? Ask before taking! Fucking hicks." I feel better now...

I was watching the news and Bloomturd was giving a news conference about the snow we got today. Is it me or does he have a very irritating voice? Compound that with what I thought was sarcasm when he said (I'm paraphrasing here) "Well if you look outside the window and you see over 6in. of snow, you would be smart enough to call 311 to find out if the schools were closed." What an ass!!! You're the freaking mayor and you use a condesending tone of voice to your constituents basically telling us we're retards for not finding out if schools were closed today because we're trying to get ourselves awake enough to get the kid(s) ready for school and get ready for work ourselves??? Oh so sorry if we didn't make time in our schedules to see what you are spewing that day!!! Maybe if your administration got your act together and made a decision the NIGHT BEFORE we wouldn't have been trying to make last minute arrangements for babysitters or dropping the kid(s) at grandma's!!! Okay, I feel better now. For you non New Yorkers, Bloomturd = Mayor Michael Bloomburg of New York City. And yes, he's a turd...